We really don’t. Trying to connect the dots between New Kids on the Block and Chinese food will make you go crazy. We don’t recommend trying it. Are we talking a Taylor Swift love song or an R.E.M. love song? Help us out here. There are no words other than…what a trainwreck. Well, at least we know the Black Eyed Peas passed Kindergarten. The answer to the song title’s question is this awful lyric. Pretty sure if he’s emailing you, your love is dead and buried. Leave it to Eminem to really dig deep into the subtext of home improvement. So, soldiers have more soul? So confused. Better yet, let’s take a picture of you going back to high school to get your diploma. Sisqo clearly has a strong command of the English language. Not only should you not mention Shrek in a song, but it might be too much information to say you’ve watched it 12 times. Sure. Not Will Smith’s finest pickup line. Is “dancer” some kind of new species we’re not aware of? Hey, here’s a thought, maybe don’t mindlessly mix two beloved literary figures in your awful song, Taylor Swift? It would be one thing if she said “stupid” three times, but four? Egregious. Singers have written about partying so much, topics have been dwindled down to “Red Solo Cup.” Let that sink in. Is this Rihanna’s weird way of telling her fans to stay in school? As a side note, the square root of 69 is 8.30662386292. So, yeah, 8 something. Sounds like the deranged ramblings of an intoxicated billionaire. Well, we can all be glad Hilary Duff didn’t go into engineering. All the words to use in the English language, and Live chose placenta. Why do we get the feeling Prince (RIP) was secretly describing a disturbing ritual at his private home? We loved the opposite game as children, too! If there was ever proof humanity is doomed and there’s no turning back, this is it.
