Okay, enough joking. On a serious note, there are definitely some things that just won’t happen. For example, in standard, euclidean geometry, two parallel lines will never touch. It just won’t happen. But, back to joking (you thought we could stay serious?), most of this list is going to be tongue-in-cheek; not all of it, but most of it. That’s not a bad thing right? It’s good to laugh every once in a while. So get ready to shake your head in agreement (unless you’re that guy) because these are 25 Things That Will Simply Never Happen Even If You Want Them To. Featured Image: potential past via Flickr Note: We are assuming standard, euclidian geometry   Still searching for more of the impossible? Here are 25 Man-made Things That Are Nearly Impossible To Destroy. And the Brits coined the term “soccer.” So there, take that non-America.  

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